September22014

bloogue:

skankpatrol:

Can we cuddle?

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. delicious.

Welp… Anyone?

(Source: laina, via trumpetforte)

September12014

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via last-time-best-time)

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pixography:

Lisa Murphy ~ “Waiting for Sunshine”

pixography:

Lisa Murphy ~ “Waiting for Sunshine”

(via rx-bitch)

11PM

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

(via n0naddictive)

11PM

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(via last-time-best-time)

11PM

gettysburgaddress:

gettysburgaddress:

Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?

Laughayette

I’m so ashamed of this.

(via happycuzwhynot)

11PM

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill, via last-time-best-time)

11PM

compromisedanalintegrity:

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

you set your little girl’s dead fish on fire in front of her eyes this is incredible

(via last-time-best-time)

11PM

unexplained-events:

Pokemon Fusion Fan Art

Some amazing pokemon fusion fan art with a creepy twist

SOURCE

(via princess-jojocatsprinkles)

11PM

nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

(via last-time-best-time)

11PM

Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

10PM
3PM

radtracks:

ain’t no mountain high enough // marvin gaye & tammi terrell

there ain’t no mountain high enough
ain’t no valley low enough
ain’t no river wide enough
to keep me from getting to you

(via rx-bitch)

(79,665 plays)

2PM

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”.

(via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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